If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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