In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I want her autograph on my taint
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize