That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Randomize
