so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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