id be glad to
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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