hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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