Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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