Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
