If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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