The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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