ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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