you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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