bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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