My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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