A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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