would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
