i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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