I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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