After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Is it because I queefed?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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