just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my shit smells like andre
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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