I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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