I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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