I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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