If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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