i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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