Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
How external is "for external use only"?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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