The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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