My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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