tonight lets celebrate not being married
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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