Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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