We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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