fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
