Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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