is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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