How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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