Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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