What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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