Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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