I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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