I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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