As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
third nipple confirmed
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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