I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize