Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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