That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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