It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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