remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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