Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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