I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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