North Korea, Best Korea!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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