Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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