Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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