awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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