About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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