this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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