okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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