Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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