we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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