i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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