so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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